"Sometimes I shock myself with the smart I say & do. Then there are times where I try to get out of the car with my seat belt still on." ― Skylar Blue
"On Instagram, I want to change my name to "Nobody" so when someone post something really stupid I can like there post and it will say... "Nobody likes this." ― Skylar Blue
"If your going to be bad; At least be good at it" ― Skylar Blue
"Monsters don't sleep under your bed; They sleep inside your head." ― Skylar Blue
"I'm always scared to say how I really feel. No one wants to hear, "It's getting worse." Everyone want's to here, "It's finally better!" But, what if it isn't? What if I'm lying?" ― Skylar Blue
"I wish common sense was more common..." ― Skylar Blue
"If I had 10 cookies and you took one. What would you have?
-A black eye and a broken hand!" ― Skylar Blue
"Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, And my attitude depends on who you are" ― Skylar Blue
"Tbh...I really don't have to worry about getting kidnapped. They'd return me in less than an hour." ― Skylar Blue
"I HAVE THE POWER OF...boredism and laziness on my side. You Literally cannot defeat me." ― Skylar Blue
"Next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone, just look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me?" ― Skylar Blue
"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but is just doesn't work out." ― Skylar Blue
"What happens if no one likes me? What happens if I let all of my emotions out? What if no one cares? What will happen if I die?" ― Skylar Blue
"F*ck the padded rooms, give me a Trampoline with bubble wrapped walls, and a Velcro ceiling. Then let's see what happens." ― Skylar Blue
"IRL: It's funny how when I'm loud people tell me to be quiet, but when I'm quiet people ask me "What's wrong." ― Skylar Blue
"When someone hits you, just calmly get back up and say "You hit meh how dare you." ― Skylar Blue
"That awkward moment when your wearing Nikes but you just can't do it..." ― Skylar Blue
"You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them" ― Skylar Blue
"If you are lonely, turn off all the lights and put on a horror movie, After a while it won't feel like your alone anymore." ― Skylar Blue
"Every Thought Is a Battle, Every Breath is a war, I honestly don't think, I'm winning anymore...." ― Skylar Blue
"I hate getting flashbacks from things I don't wanna remember...." ― Skylar Blue
"Isn't it weird when you have 1 hand that can do everything, but the other other hand is just like "I don't know how to hold a pencil." ― Skylar Blue
"Being in a relationship, isn't just about getting kisses and hugs, it's about having Someone to care for; Someone to be there for you in hard times; Someone to laugh with; Someone to trust and believe in." ― SKYLAR BLUE
"I hate it when people are at your house and they ask "Do you have a bathroom?" No, we pee in the backyard." ― Skylar Blue
"If You can see it, try. If you don't see it, try harder." ― Skylar Blue
"Beauty gets attention, personality gets a heart" ― Skylar Blue
"I advise you not to mess with me. I know Karate, kung Fu, judo tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 100 other dangerous words." ― Skylar Blue
"Dear Karma, I Have a list of people you've missed." ― Skylar Blue
"Lazy people fact: #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read this^ number." ― Skylar Blue
"My Dad keeps asking me questions, and every time he asks me if I understand I just say "yeah". but I'm not actually listening...
I'm not gonna remember a Damn word he said." ― Skylar Blue
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